12th October 2007.
Tel Aviv
If you think getting to the gate is difficult at Heathrow, you should try Ben Gurion airport in Tel Aviv. On arrival, before check-in you are asked why you’ve been in Israel, what have you been doing, where did you stay, who do you know in Israel, did you meet anyone (after six weeks here, I can’t believe she accepted ‘No’ as an answer to that one), were you with Arabs or Jews, etc. After the initial questioning session is over, your bags are all x-rayed, which allows you to proceed to the next stage. The next stage is where you go to a table at which you are asked to open all you bags, so that a member of the security personnel can rummage to their heart’s content, then check all your belongings for traces of explosives. And, in case you think perhaps I’m a target group here, all passengers here are processed in this way.
Once it has been established that you’re not going to blow-up anything, you are allowed to check in. Once checked in you then go to the security checks, this seems to be just in case you didn’t notice the first set of security checks, where the entire process is repeated almost exactly. Speaking of repetition, as you wait in line to be checked, you are asked every two or three minutes where you are flying. I began to wish I had brought my ‘I’m flying to London’ badge. You are then sent to passport control, where you get your exit stamp, and feel relieved that you’ve been allowed out.
It’s a funny system - when you arrive they make it hard to get in, yet they also make you feel privileged to leave. It makes passing through Ben Gurion airport and coming out the other side feel like an achievement of some sort – whichever side that is.